Another joke!must read it!?

1)Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote :Yes!


2)Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.


Servant: It"s already raining.


Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.


3)Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.


Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs


4)Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet


Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted


it


5)Sardar asked a Girl for marriage!Girl said 'I'm one yr elder to you'!Sardar said'No Problem , I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.


6)A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji"cause he is pm not am"


7)Sardar had twins;he named them Tin %26amp; Martin.


Again had twins,named Peter %26amp; Repeater.


Again twins,named Max %26amp; Climax.


Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED %26amp; RETIRED!

Another joke!must read it!?
THe Lord of creations BRAHMA one day had to go to REST ROOM for a minute and he told his assisstant to continue the creation work.


When BRHAMA returned he fould that lots of humans created were floating in the sky and his assisttant told BRAHMA I copied you in creation based on my observation but what i created are refusing to go down whats the mmatter?


Brhma said"Oh My child You forgot to add brain into the head . Dont worry I will put a PAGARI (the turban made of cloth which Sardars wear on their head) on each and with that extra weight he pushed all down, Thus were born the SARDARS


on earth. So you see the jokes are because they have no brains!!!


I SEEK APOLOGIES OF ALL SARDARS.I ALSO KNOW THEY ARE SO HUMOUROUS AND DO NOT TAKE OFFENCE TO THESE JOKES WHICH HAVE BECOME LEGENDARY NOW DAYS.


THERE ARE A NUMBER OF GREAT INTELLECTUAL SARDARS %26amp; PIONEERING AUTOMOBILE ENGINEERS %26amp; THEY ARE HARD WORKING AND SELF MADE MILLIONAIRES
Reply:hahaha...read these b4...but they were still funny...
Reply:Hehe!!!


11+ again
Reply:Good! Want some more!!! Pls send it to my mail
Reply:That was too good.........dont mind if u can post it more..





Cheers!!!
Reply:funny. but #3 got lost in translation
Reply:I told you, I told you .Do a summary..I can't read all o' this.Other people need my advices too you know.You must learn not to be selfish.





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Reply:thats cute