Monday, May 11, 2009

Sardar jokes.no offence people just enjoy?

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec


a woman gives birth to a kid.


A Sardar stands up- we must find %26amp; stop her!.





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Sardar-why r all these people running?


Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.


Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?





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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.


Again had twins %26amp; named Peter %26amp; Repeater.


again twins %26amp; named Max %26amp; Climax.


Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED%26amp;RETIRED!





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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.


Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".





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Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the


Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been


promoted as branch manager."





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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure


as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".


After much thought he wrote : Yes!





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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.


U know Why?


Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...





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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.


Servant: It"s already raining.


Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.





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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -


What will come first, Chicken or egg?


O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.





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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr


after deducting tax.


Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!





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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet


Sardar :- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....





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Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'..........


Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar jokes.no offence people just enjoy?
haha





a sardar was getting money from the atm machine when the sardar behind him said, "HAHA i know ur password! it is ****"


the first sardar said, "HAHA ur wrong!!! its 1256!"











santa singh called banta singh and said, "Arre main bol raha hoo!" banta singh replied, "Kamal hai! Itthe bhi main bol raha hoo!"





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