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1)Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.


Servant: It"s already raining.


Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.


2)Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.


Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs


back!


3)Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet


Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....





4)Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what


you call modern art ?


Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!


5)A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in


the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM(prime minister) not AM"

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Surdz rule...





Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"


Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"


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Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.


"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?


Because below 18 was not allowed.


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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?


Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.


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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?


Tell him a joke on Wednesday.


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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?


They always forget the recipe.


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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?


He threw it off a cliff.


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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?


Pull the pin and throw it back.
Reply:Will u cut that out.
Reply:hahahaha...aw man...this sardar really IS an idiot... lol...
Reply:I enjoyed 1,3, and 4 the most. :o) You made me laugh... thanks!
Reply:nice!
Reply:funny!ha!ha!ha!lol
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Reply:really nice but u should have added a line of apology to all the sardars here
Reply:... do it again!