Life is short, make it funfull, cheers?

1. A Teacher lecturing on population - In world after


Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.


A Man stands up - we must find %26amp; stop her!.


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2.


Johny - why r all these people running?


Friend- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.


Johny - If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?


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3.


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.


Johny: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


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4.


Johny was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!


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5.


Johny told his servant: Go and water the plants.


Servant: it's already raining.


Johny: So what? Take an umbrella and go.


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6.


Johny wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.


Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.


Angry Johny: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.


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Cheers


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Life is short, make it funfull, cheers?
Its ok but all these things are sardar jokes
Reply:nice jokes!!!! I'll tell u one joke


" A woman and her 5 year old daughter were going to attend a wedding. As this was the first wedding the little girl was attending, she asked her mother "Why is the bride wearing white?" Because white is the colour of happiness" answered her mother. "Then why is the groom wearing black? Is it the colour of saddness? Is a woman happy when she gets married, but a man sad when he gets married??" asked the little girl. Her mother did not answer.
Reply:good one....cheers
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i hope Johny doesn't read this else you will be in trouble!


i won't tell him either!...pffff..LOL
Reply:LOL, star.
Reply:quite funny! nice!
Reply:that's hilarious... pretty good jokes!
Reply:life is short ,but, make it fruitful and then....cheers. thanks.
Reply:hahaha
Reply:funful and cheers
Reply:good collection. Some more please.
Reply:haha
Reply:Its funny,
Reply:funny...some more...





Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.


Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me!





Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?


Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
Reply:all i must say is L.O.L
Reply:old jokes try another ones
Reply:LOL, I like the Johnny joke best. Cheers.
Reply:that's fantastic! thanks for that i needed it today
Reply:Lol......................good jokes











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