Sardarji jokes?

1)Sardar went to jail. why??????????????????????????????





He saw a girl at a media conference with a card on her shirt pocket which said "PRESS". and he DID.





2)When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,


The driver adjusted mirror.





Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.!





3)Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.


Servant: it's already raining.


Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.





4)On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our


engagement day will you give me a ring.?


Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.?





5) 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.


Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.?


sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.





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Sardarji jokes?
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