How do You Know You've Been Out Of college for tooo long?

-Your potted plants stay alive.


-You keep more food than beer in the fridge.


-6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.


-You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.


-You carry an umbrella.


-You watch the Weather Channel.


-Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up.


-You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.


-Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.


-You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.


-Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.


-You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.


-Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.


-You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds.


-Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.

How do You Know You've Been Out Of college for tooo long?
SADLY, I must admit to getting "old" (relative term of course) because I can relate to almost everything there. All very true and funny. Thanks for pointing them out.





One more for the road?


- You stand in your garage and look at children getting into mischief in your neighbourhood and say "Where are their parents?"
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yeah thats good
Reply:Agree! I am NEVER going to drink that much again.


Anyway not til next time. lol
Reply:really good and extremely true!!!


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Reply:Hmmm....
Reply:So true ha hahaha lol
Reply:sounds just about rite
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