Bob: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Tom: Y?
Bob: Got upper berth.
Tom: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Bob: but, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth.
*****
A photographer was taking a snap of a dead person.suddenly all of them started beating him up.do u know y?..coz he said SMILE PLEASE.
*****
Bob told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Bob: So what take an umbrella and go.
*****
Bob was writing something very slowly.
Tom asked:Why r u writing so slowly?
Bob:I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son he cant read very fast.
*****
Bob : Son, how much is 8 times 8 ?
Son : Dad it is 54 !!
Bob : Very good son.Here is a chocolate for you !
Tom who was passing by had heard the above conversation and said that sir 8 times 8 is 64 and u gave chocolate to your son for giving a wrong answer !
Bob : Look mister I gave him a chocolate because my son is improving.
Tom: Improving !! How sir?
Bob : yesterday he answered 44 !
*****
Hey...are you bored?? ...then how about reading some jokes?
Brilliant .
I would give you 6 out of 10 .
Good jokes .
Reply:these are kinda stupid...
Reply:What did one carrot say to the other carrot?
Nothing stupid, carrots dont talk. :P
Reply:Those are probably the worst typed jokes I've ever seen. Especially the photographer one. Terrible.
Reply:Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Very amusing! I have a faint suspicion that these were Sardarji jokes, you used the name 'Bob' instead. Good thinking.
Reply:Thanx for the laugh
Reply:got more bored
Reply:Not funny indeed!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:4th one is o.k. others have wasted your time and my time cheers
Reply:They r good. Hw abt this ??
A man who is not so good in english joined a part time job as a night watchman. He enjoyed %26amp; loved the company of his fellow watchman through out the duty time. They both became fast friends.
When about to sign off the duty, he wanted his friend to "take care" till they meet again... out of good will %26amp; his ignorance he said "Be careful "
:-D
Reply:ok..your jokes are not funny
Reply:Hmmm... I don't know I have heard funnier. Like:
Two blondes walked into a bar.
You'd think the second would've ducked!
and:
Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said, " whoa, it's getting hot in here." The other muffin said " Holy **** it's a talking muffin!"
Reply:look..usually i laugh at lame jokes..but these ones were sad! if you're bored please sleep and don't waste our time
Reply:Thanks. One day I browsed quickly the newspaper before going out to work. I happened to open the page where there is the cartoon corner.
Nancy looked carefully at the fishes inside the small Aquarium and said aloud to herself 'hmmm...it must be very boring to be a fish!'
I smiled and started off my day.
Reply:These jokes r not really funny.
Btw, how old r u..?
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Reply:Very nice .Thank You. Enjoy reading them.
Reply:A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, Why the long face?
Reply:that's funny
what did the man say when he walked into the bar?
ouch!!! do u get it?
Reply:sorry my boredom is much beyond this try something more so i can even make a false smile.
Reply:Thank you! Not bored but around hateful folk
Reply:lol. gud jokes. mail me some more
Reply:hey ,2nd one is really very funny.
good
keep it up
Reply:hahaha!lol! those are really good!
Reply:I like from the watering of the plants down.
Reply:Did you write these?
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