It's all about the Weather?

A small boy is woken by a huge crash of thunder and runs into his parents room, where his father comforts him. 'Don't be afraid of the thunder, it's just a noise that God makes when someone tells a lie.' But why is it thundering now' asks the boy. 'It's in the middle of the night and everyone is asleep.' 'I know.' replies the father 'But it's around this time that they start to print the newspapers.'





People always complain about the weather, but on one ever seems to do anything about it.





Thirty people are sheltering under an umbrella. How many of them get wet? None - who said it was raining?.





The drought here is terrible. The lawn's cracked, the plants have all died because of the hosepipe ban and I can't wash my car - and do we see any famous Africans getting together to do a charity single?

It's all about the Weather?
hahaha good one, thx
Reply:*throws you a star*
Reply:what's ur point?
Reply:talking bout weather is freaking 22 out dam it looks like going to be another cold nov like last year
Reply:funny
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